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Dying Man Confesses Juggalos Are a Myth He Invented to Fuck With Vice (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

What IS a Juggalo?

[–] Pratai 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine if the Deadheads that follow The Grateful Dead decided to wear cringy clown makeup and listen to even shittier music.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

And also don't understand how magnets work

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Magnet wonderer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A dead body

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like anybody that you've ever met before (never cares)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I bet if they ate monopoly, they'd shit out connect four

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Walks right in the house where you're having supper and dip his nuts in your soup (bloop!)