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[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Wizard: I'm not keeping cash, I'm buying paper and ink and scrolls with it.

Being a wizard is super expensive.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Adventurers don’t know that. My horc fighter sees a wizard tower and automatically wants to raid it for magic weapons.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Instead of magic weapons in the vault you just find 300 years of tax paperwork

Even the lich king doesn't want to throw down with the IRS

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good thing I kept this crown of intelligence.

Ever had an 8 int horc do your paperwork? It’s not good.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The Great Audit of Bobisocheles.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Death by papercuts