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submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] wise_pancake 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

What's a toto toilet? Is it like the band? The dog? Totoro?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Yeah it sings Africa every time you take a crap.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

The bidet on that thing feels like a blessed rain down in Africa

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Does it just start at the “I bless the rains” line when you take a quick piss?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

🎵 It's gonna take some time to get this crap out of you

There's nothing that a hundred men waiting outside your bathroom door could ever do 🎵

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Maybe you should just take a laaaaaxxxaativeee

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Ass-frica*

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

It's a brand. Some of their toilets have Japanese tech.