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submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

What if they got cops to point their guns at it and scream, "GET ON THE GROUND!"? I bet that'd work better.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Choke it!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

“We don’t need guns we need fire extinguishers.”

A quote that will live on longer than most Palestinians.