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Ahh...yes...new "code-free" framework (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 137 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I am new to GitHub and I have lots to say

I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE FUCKING CODE! i just want to download this stupid fucking application and use it https://github.com/sherlock-project/sherlock#installation

WHY IS THERE CODE??? MAKE A FUCKING .EXE FILE AND GIVE IT TO ME. these dumbfucks think that everyone is a developer and understands code. well i am not and i don't understand it. I only know to download and install applications. SO WHY THE FUCK IS THERE CODE? make an EXE file and give it to me. STUPID FUCKING SMELLY NERDS

https://old.reddit.com/r/github/comments/1at9br4/i_am_new_to_github_and_i_have_lots_to_say/

[–] [email protected] 49 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Looking at the history of that user, that's either a 12 year old or a grade D troll.

Let's remember how relatively nice Lemmy is right now..

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

It has a certain shitposty quality to it

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

Not much more cringe is there than redditors responding to every post literally.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

This highlights how [1] compiling on windows and configuring a compiler and settings is a PITA and [2] Windows has no package manager.

Yes, yes, we understand. Maybe cry and beg daddy Windows harder and maybe they will be kind enough to condescend... I mean probably not.

Maybe if he White Knights and SIMPs harder Sempai will notice him.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The funny thing is that they could've used pip. Even on Windows. https://pypi.org/project/sherlock-hunt/

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Only if you have Python installed and know how to use command prompt

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This used to be true but not anymore

Winget is still pretty young but very functional. And WingetUI is wonderful

And Chocolatey has been around for a long time as an unofficial Windows package manager

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah winget has some issues, but I regularly use it to just update everything it can recognize.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Yup! Especially now that there is WingetUI I always check there first when I want to install something new

[–] LillyPip 1 points 10 months ago

This physically hurt me.

Who can I sue? Any lawyers in the chat?