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[–] [email protected] 184 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Have to admit i don't quite agree with telling people you'll skin them alive, it's fucking rude you fucking cunt.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oi, you cunt rot! Don't tell me what's fucking rude, you festering penis wrinkle.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Have to admit i don't really know how to swear like an irish

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You don't have to admit anything, you incestuous turnip of flatulence. Your exhales are responsible for 99% of the world's cases of leprosy.

(But I love you)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Have to admit, i love you too

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Let's get married, you daft splinter digging in a taint!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

have to admit, incestuous turnip is not something I'd ever thought I'd read

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You should have more realistic expectations when browsing social media, you ever-moistening boil upon the sluttiest troll's ass.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Did you know that strawberries are the only fruit with seeds on the outside? Of course, in your case instead of seeds it is the non-divergent familial offspring of eye crust and smegma.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why the parentheses? Doesn't the above just mean the same thing in Irish?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You're absolutely right, you septic bonfire!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

penis wrinkle

A pp roll

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ill wait until you've died first.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

But only if it puts the lotion on its skin.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You fucker implying my skin ain't good enough? That's probably racists, ... maybe, I guess technically?