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[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They didn’t barely kill him. He was dead for like a weekend. They killed the witches properly.

Sounds like a skill issue. If the witches were any good at witching, they wouldnt have died either.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

To be fair, Jesus was a lich. That's a whole other power level

[–] sik0fewl 1 points 10 months ago

If there's another story for his resurrection,I'd love to hear it.