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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago (3 children)

If anything it would be easier in America.

Just shoot them the second they touch it. Even if they're running away with it and you shoot them in the back you will gey away with it.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This protip only works for Cops

[–] Kalothar 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah or the rich

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

Nah, rich people don't really do that. They'll just ruin your life and let you take care of the rest.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

But then you have to move all the time. A pile of bodies might scare off bike thieves.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Would being near a school help?

[–] Kalothar 1 points 9 months ago

Not as much as being near a pig farm would

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Alternatively, run over with car. You can commit any crime while in a car and get away with it. It's the law.