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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 9 months ago (14 children)

Fun trick! Don't try in America!

[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago (7 children)

If anything it would be easier in America.

Just shoot them the second they touch it. Even if they're running away with it and you shoot them in the back you will gey away with it.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago (2 children)

This protip only works for Cops

[–] Kalothar 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah or the rich

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

Nah, rich people don't really do that. They'll just ruin your life and let you take care of the rest.

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