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[–] [email protected] 94 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

Based on that EKG, the fediverse is in some sort of v-tach and blood is not pumping efficiently enough to have a pulse

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I will go get the AED. Keep Doing compressions till I return.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Dude it's been 3 hours, where did you go for that AED? I don't mind continuing compressions, but my lips are really getting chapped.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Shit, we forgot to call EMS didn't we?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It looks like a mix of both, but the widened QRS complexes are what I'm going off of.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I suppose the treatment is the same. I'll start compressions if you don't mind getting the defibrillator and drawing up some epi

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I'll take care of compressions