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[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Why would he steal a sex doll when his work was full of them?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I know! Just screw the corpses like a self respecting perv.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Bacteria.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Bacteria?

What kind of sentence fragment is that?

Is he trying to get or avoid them?