this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  2. Be nice.
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  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 9 months ago (12 children)

You know what else rises to the top of liquid?

A turd.

[–] howrar 9 points 9 months ago (10 children)

Uh.. my turds sink. Is there a problem with my diet?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (6 children)

If they float, it typically means the person is consuming too much fat in their diet. Not always but moat times.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Which fits perfectly to the metaphor

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