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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (11 children)

I got the job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh thank fuck. Thank absolute fuck!!!!!

Uber eats for me, and the super fancy cat treats for Gibson!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Congrats!!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Woohoo! Nice work!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

so many hugs and a happy dance 🤗🤗🤗😊😊😊

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Congrats fluffy butt!!🥂

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Yay! Go you!

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I know perfectly well that I shouldn't eat all the cherries on the first day of cherry season (well, the first day I have cherries, same thing). They're soooo good. But my gut might not thank me later.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Yasss love me some cherries!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Much sauce has been turned into many sauces.

One sauce was also turned in to dinner.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Had a fam dinner last night and my daughter's granma was there .

I didn't let gran eat off my plate 🙄🙄🙄 and the evening went down hill from there. Again.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait. An adult person wanted to get something off your plate (also an adult person), you rightfully refused, and this caused problems?

Gran needs a lesson on entitlement and table etiquette.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

She calls it sharing. She also wants to choose what I order and says it to share , and gets miffed if I order something for myself she doesn't want. 😂

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No. She expected me to put my plate in the middle of the table, so she could have access, I had it front of me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How dare you expect to eat your meal on your own. Shame on you. 😂

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

she spent the rest of the evening provoking me

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Gosh... changing my sheets makes me realise how disabled I actually am. Jesus Christ.

But hey, the summer sheets are on, though this week it'll be cold so...

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Christmas shopping is awful. Everyone is getting book vouchers or chocolate.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Your buying folks presents?! everyones getting a firm handshake this year.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Back in Melbs from the Bellarine.

Already miss the ocean :( There's something calm but also panic inducing about being alone, 50m out, getting dark.. the mystery of what's below. Could be a giant squid, a horny dolphin... If something went wrong no one would know. But that has nothing on the shitshow that is southern x station just after 5pm.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It's another world, or should I say a part of the world that isn't ours.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I think today is perfect weather to cook the big pot of bolognese sauce I have been planning on. Unfortunately this means I will need to physically go to the shops myself to acquire onions. I guess if I have to go I might get some cheese as well. You can never have too much cheese.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

me: yoo I need a teamviewer access for about 5 mins to update your firmware. Normally I could do it without you even noticing, but this one actually disables our tunnel software as part of the process, so I need a fallback. Won't take long, very quick.

chain A: Bah too much hassle, send me entirely new units for these sites

chain B: Why? This is metro. Send a tech out

ASK ME AGAIN WHY TECH STAFF HATE PEOPLE.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I didn't get to buy myself a present for my birthday this year, but now I have this new role, I'm dreamily browsing for a new piece of music equipment lol and fancy cat trees of course.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

i would like to thank hans zimmer for writing music that gets me to CONCENTRATE when i want/need to

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I love hans zimmer so much

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Much sauce has been created. #singlepeoplecooking

A few taste adjustments to go, dividing up into individual jars and and a stint in the pressure canner to go.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Pressure canning? Gun gardening? If the world goes to hell in a haycart I want you on my side!

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

So our super food spread yesterday definitely broke the diet. I normally only weigh myself on Sunday, but I had to know: I'm 2.3 kg heavier this morning than I was 24 hours ago. 🙄

Here's hoping it mostly comes off again. I swam 1.5km and ran 9km afterwards, so I hope it mostly gets burned and not stored.

Still, special occasion was special. No real regrets.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

It's fancy schmancy instant noodles with curry sauce again except this time I added some frozen vegan chicken in and added a bit of garnish.

appetising

I'm amazed that I focused on work quite serenely for 8 solid hours today and remembered to take the necessary breaks, etc. Need to see how much time allowance I've used up for this project though. Taken way too long on one section so gotta cut back on some others.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

commented to the wife we were running low on baby Panadol as I was getting a dose ready for an unhappy kid, only to drop the bottle and spill everything everywhere. Turns out the next after hours chemist is like 20km away from my suburb, so that was fun.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Reading His Dark Materials after watching the series and can't stop thinking about the sort of daemons* Australian's would have. Like how many people are wondering around with huge arse kangaroos and koalas or the random arsehole with a full-blown cassowary. Also some poor fucker ending up with a witchetty grub, or some other weird insect.

*Daemons are a physical manifestation of the human soul in animal form, they are not pets/animals and can speak and have their own thoughts and feelings, though you feel everything they do and vice versa (to an extent).

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Onions have now been aquired. Time to start on the sauce. I will need to decide whether to use the big stock pot or the really big stock pot.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Covid seems to be taking turns around with the staff at work these recent weeks. I wonder how many people it's going to go through before we knock off from work for Christmas.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’d say a fair few. I think a lot of people will have symptoms that they’ll just write off as being tired/time of year/allergies and there are some people who don’t get symptoms at all. So unless it hits like a ton of bricks and one might be in an industry that needs to be a bit more careful, it’s unlikely people will bother testing.

Trams have also been packed more than a sardine can. Masks and sanitiser. They don’t hurt to have if one is concerned and there are more viruses like RSV that can spread and be an issue to older adults/immunocompromised. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, I was working offsite from my normal workplace and I overheard a conversation about someone taking a RAT test but she only took it for one day and had a negative result and didn't do anymore and she came into work with symptoms.

I wouldn't be surprised if she was positive at that point and was spreading it around like wildfire at that workplace.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Nursing my jammed finger. That means no tennis for a bit 😩. But I guess that's also good because it gives my other injuries time to catch up because I play way too much anyway.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (5 children)

is the bom radar glitched, it is clearly raining but the radar shows barely anything

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (5 children)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I was thinking this morning thank God I don't have to work today, and when I called into the office to check on something they offered me a shift this afternoon.
Thanks but no thanks, people.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So.. I have an espresso machine and I have both brandy and plain eggnog. Science must happen.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Bandy Eggnogaccino: not great lol

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