this post was submitted on 28 Nov 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I couldn't believe it was her, it was like a dream. But there she was, just as I remembered her. That delicately beautiful face. And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And breasts that seemed to say..."Hey! Look at these!" She was the kind of woman who made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man! Yeah. She reminded me of my mother alright, no doubt about it.

[–] ininewcrow 8 points 2 years ago

It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano. Sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Like a midget at an urinal, I had to stay on my toes.

[–] bionicjoey 10 points 2 years ago

Like a blind man at an orgy, I would have to feel my way through.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit eating Drano

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I just want you to know, we're all counting on you.

[–] ininewcrow 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Surely you can't be serious

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ensign Nordberg is shocked

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

That's Lt. Commander for you

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I always knew Riker had a drinking problem.