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You thought the "We don't know when GTA 6 will come out, we can only guess" articles were bad? Here come the 1000s of "articles" saying "EvErY DeTAiL BroKEn DoWN".

Don't click them kids, they have nothing new, you didn't miss anything in the trailer, they don't know anything more than you do.

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 years ago

Grand Theft Auto 6: Everything We Know So Far

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 years ago (2 children)

9 reasons GTA fans OUTRAGED by new trailer. Number 7 will make you cum in your pants

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Great now I need new pants

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

13 Pairs Of Pants You're A Fucking Moron For Not Already Owning! Number 6 Will Make You Cum In Your Pants Again!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Finally, something that'll make me cum

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This is a very important public service announcement. Nearly every gaming site I've been to has had at least one "All the details you MISSED in the GTA 6 trailer!!!" article somewhere. We've officially entered the next phase of the GTA hype life cycle.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

They were reviewing the trailer on fucking Fox News today. Lmao.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Is there a global word filter I can apply on my router or something? I can do pretty good without all that stuff with "GTA6" words in them. We have had enough fucking ads for the shitty broken **ckstar games in the last decade already.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

headlines: RELEASE DATE ANNOUNCED

article: 2025

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Way too much credit given. I'd expect 4 paragraphs of churned out garbage before finally seeing 2025

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Don't forget about the dozen plus ads and the word salad before and after a screenshot of a tweet from Rockstar

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I stopped reading news articles about gaming a long time ago. I get my infos from trustworthy YouTubers who are deep into the games and know a fuckton about them.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

GTA 6 release date leaked - here's everything we know

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

6 paragraphs all saying the same thing just in a different way then at the very end it says "We don't know when GTA 6 will be released"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I can't wait to read more about the release date

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Ironically this is the first thing I see about that, and I've perused Lemmy for quite a while.

Good stuff

[–] Fiivemacs -2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

And yet here you are basically promoting more of their bullshit...

Downvoted myself because screw rockshit and this trash genre they keep whoring out

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago

Thank you, I was hoping someone would come in and stomp all over the lighthearted fun. Thanks for being that person.

[–] KrummsHairyBalls -1 points 2 years ago

I don't think you know what the word promote means.