Do renters get vampire threshold protection? What if their landlord is a vampire? Can they enter with 24 hours notice?
this post was submitted on 06 Dec 2023
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By Buffy rules, the protection only exists if the person living there feels like it's a home. So renters would definitely have protection.
You've clearly never rented
No, according to us law. Especially if said vampire is rich, your landlord owns you when you move in.
This also applies to non vampire ones, but those ones max max only want a kidney or two.
personwhoinvitesmeinsays What?
What?
You fool
You beach.
What is the intended word?
I searched for it and just found this
These transition zones are called ecotones, and when applied to where oceans meet the land, are referred to as the nearshore, which includes the intertidal or foreshore zone, the subtidal zone (to a depth of 10 meters), and for this lesson plan, also the backshore zone.
Which is going in the wrong direction
Shore/Sure!
The top one, that's the joke
"is this your house?"
Image Transcription: Text
vampire: what do you call the land that meets the sea (may i come in)
me: what was that?
vampire: what do you call the land that meets the sea (may i come in)
me: shore
vampire: (you fool)
I've been laughing at this all day
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me: beach
vampire: disappinted vampire noises