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Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton (www.theonion.com)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

nails are in aisle 3, lumber is out back.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn it, I really wanted my sacrilege fully pre-assembled.

Hopefully they have a set of fucking useless piece of shit contractors who can waste my goddamn time for months and go over budget.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

My brother in Christ, you can pick up a hammer and saw at the same facility and do it yourself in a fraction of the time and money. YouTube will show you the way.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Those skeletons are really going to become the backbone of every holiday's decorations.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes please!

Although, the baby Jesus would've been better as an infant zombie, IMHO. 🤌🏼

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Gotta save the zombie part for easter

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Nailed it!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

This is so great, we have a house in the neighborhood that got one of those giant skeletons for Halloween several years ago and keeps it up all year while changing the decorations around it. It currently has a Santa hat.