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[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That plumbing should not have passed inspection.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As made famous by that Windows screensaver

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Just reading your sentence made the screensaver crawl it's way through my brain, in those beloved colors, fast mode.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Forever alone 😔 I have a septic tank.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Would you be more comforted to know you weren't alone?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Y'know, im not sure to be honest.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

If your tank became septic, take it to a mechanic, probably just needs an oil change. Then you can shit in it and fire said shit to whoever it concerns, sincerely, and with love.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

Reminiscent of the old saying

when you sit down on a toilet, you're connecting your butthole up to a city-wide network of connected buttholes.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

TFW your neighbor shits up your butt...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Back and forth, forever.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Thats a pretty shitty plumbing job.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yes, this is how the internet works.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It always was a series of tubes...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I mean it's not like it's a big truck.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Before that (the sewer system) it was a series of pigeons.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Please do not shit on your laptop or mobile devices.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You are not my shit admin!

I'll sudo shit my laptop, close it, and hope the package finds its recipient. (If its dropped, I'll try again, but with half less shit etc.)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Sewage pipes with right angles? I hope not!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Back and forth, forever.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Who is pooping with me right now?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

To be more precise, who is pooping into you right now?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Modern Plumbing.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I need to know what happens when one of them flush

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Scrolled to it while on the can. Looks like my timing will be perfect this weekend.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Neither seem to be wearing any underwear

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

wearing underwear complicates defecation

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Okay well not the act itself, but...the consequences of doing it in pants should be inconvenient or uncomfortable to say the least.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Wearing underwear complicates cartoon drawing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is nearly as odd as the fact that they aren't playing Shattered Pixel Dungeon.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I call em how I sees em

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I remember this mission from High on Life!