this post was submitted on 10 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

I've worn heels on some inadvisable surfaces in my time and can imagine exactly what it would feel like to sink into this stuff.

Pretty gross, if you were wondering.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Five bucks say some mom got hurt trying to walk in the gravel and threatened to sue.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think that’s a poured rubber surface, high heels fuck that shit up right quick.

So types of high heels can exert 1600 PSI.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I reckon this is the correct answer. It’s in a popular wedding venue, so it’s probably to try and dissuade the pissed-up mums from having a crack at the swings and fucking up the surface on the way.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Weird, my band’s name is Pissed-Up Mum’s Sweaty Fanny.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think I’ve met your mum.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

May I suggest a course of some pretty heavy duty antibiotics because she meets people a couple times a day if you catch my drift.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh that's definitely it. None of us can be held responsible for our behaviour at weddings, they're either hilariously jovial or incredibly depressing affairs and either way I want a swing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

either way I want a swing

You’ll find no judgement here.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Time to pay up!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Do you think someone got stuck in the rubber?