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Interview: write an optimized o log something reverse binary linked list quick sort to extract a cake recipe out of an object with an array list of football teams by hand and explain it like it's the only code you've been writing all your life
Job: meetings that could have been e-mails
Interview: write an optimized o log something reverse binary linked list quick sort to extract a cake recipe out of an object with an array list of football teams by hand and explain it like it's the only code you've been writing all your life
No, because that's bullshit.
It's the kind of bullshit that nets you top-tier pay. Unfortunately.
There are worse mistakes than accepting senior engineer: there’s management.
I’ll give you my IWW card when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.
I have no employees, but I'm a white collar worker in a "bullshit job". Would I be welome?
Yup! Basically everyone but employers, and cops, who are class traitors.
As long as you are a worker — not an employer — you can join the IWW. Members of other unions (except officers), students, retirees, the unemployed, the self-employed, those in informal professions, and those unable to work may also join.
I've been a senior engineer ever since I started my career.
The title means nothing.
In my experience, getting one can be more about politics and fulfilling certain management checkboxes than about technical skill and experience.
i got it right out of college.
Cool.
Still better that pair programming in an open space office.
Getting paid to pay attention.
More like getting paid to multitask. In most meetings it's fine to just say 'Sorry, I was distracted. Could you repeat the question?' We attend meetings because we are needed only 5% of the whole time, and working our own stories in the background is a norm.
Decline meetings. Tbh as a senior your time is more valuable to the company fixing hard problems and architecturing solutions than doing the job of a pm / po.
As a designer who works closely with my boss, it actually works like this:
He does meetings 8 hours a day, 2hrs talking to me
I do site visits, design, meetings, solving problems, and 2 hrs a day of picking his brain so I can fit all of my shit into 10 hrs a day.
Only 8? Those are rookie numbers
This is precisely why I don't actively seek promotions. Not only are there very few paths for someone to move up with my skill set, but if I do, I won't be doing what I enjoy doing anymore. I just want to find the medium where I can make enough to live off of and also just do my work most of the time.
Yes?