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    [–] [email protected] 72 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

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    Anonymous

    [Image of a feminine anime character with very pale red hair, pink eyes, blush under the eyes, and an open mouth.]

    >Install the Linix operating system

    >Suspicious black van is parked outside my apartment and doesn't move

    >Black cashier at the grocer made weird hand gestures at me

    >Every second night at 8 PM a car will circle past my window and honk exactly 3 times

    >Every new month someone will leave a piece of litter in my mailbox

    >Start receiving silent calls from random numbers every time I do the laundry

    >Coworker talked to me about his dog in-person, next morning all youtube ads are about dog food and dog toys

    >Stopped by a burger stand one day on my way home, all my bookmarked blogs running google adsense start advertising McDonald's exclusively

    >My hotmail account is suddenly flooded with spam mails about alien abductions


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    [–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago
    [–] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago (1 children)

    This is why I always put on my tinfoil hat before I start using Linux.

    [–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Just a hat? What an amateur! I use an entire suit made of tinfoil. No government mind-control lasers would ever affect me!

    [–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

    I am a tin foil itself, nothing would ever affect me.

    [–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

    TFW you’re actually the antenna and don’t even realise it.

    [–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

    I tried the suit for a while, but I got tired of shitting my pants.

    [–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

    Change your carbon monoxide detector batteries

    [–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

    You should have installed Limux instead!

    [–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

    nice pfp...

    btw op is not paranoid. they r out to get all of us

    [–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
    [–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago
    [–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

    Welcome to the reality my boy.

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