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[–] [email protected] 126 points 1 year ago (26 children)
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[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago (7 children)

If you think a girl's hands are cold, wait till you feel their bare feet against your legs in the middle of the night.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

Ha! Luckily I don't have that problem like you losers with wives and girlfriends. πŸ₯²

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I was out shoveling snow the other day and I guess I need new boots cause my feet were frozen. Then it was turnabout is fair play when I put my cold feet on her and she acted like I was the worst human being ever.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 year ago (9 children)

What exactly does the "No one: " accomplish, here?

[–] [email protected] 102 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

No one:
This guy: What exactly does the "No one: " accomplish, here?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Lmao I see it now

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Took me forever to understand that it is meant to show the thought is "random" / "weird" / "coming out of thin air"

It's silly. You can see the same thing with memes starting with

So,

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (11 children)

It implies a lack of justification, like there is no good reason girls hands are like that. Not sure why everyone is confused. It's a meme format that has been around forever.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Making us all groan at a completely useless part of the meme.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Allowing us to laff

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It accomplishes the text "No one:"

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm cold girl until the second I fall asleep, then my body heats up like a nuclear reactor and if I've fallen asleep with a heating pad (because cold) I wake up in 20 minutes all hot and A N G E R Y like the hulk.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

This is my wife. Cold as hell when going to sleep, but in the time it takes me to fall asleep she goes from ice block to inferno.

Nature is amazing

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

So you the red hulk frfr

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well yeah if your names are opposite so would your gender? Common senss i thought

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My thoughts exactly. Great, now I need update my peeps while all I wanted was a chill afternoon. :(

[–] yannic 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

This was definitely an unnecessarily gendered post. My wife's secondary function is transforming food into heat energy.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

What is wife's primary function? What is her mission?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Sup, babe. How's that ipo?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Dude i feel you. I've got mild Raynaud's disease (low circulation in hands and feet) and I basically wear gloves and fur-lined slippers 9 months of the year.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Well that takes the cake as being the weirdest gender euphoria I've experienced so far

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

a curse in the winter time, a blessing in summer

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Yup! Best part of cuddles is being a human blanket

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

When she wants to get frisky but the cold makes you turtle.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

To be fair, our heat goes to conserve our inner organs. We may lose our hands first if we're stranded in a blizzard, but we'll survive the men, and hands are replaceable.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Wait, when did hands become replaceable?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

This Woman’s World article discusses the topic and provides supporting citation in the form of embedded links to various sources.

https://www.womansworld.com/posts/health/why-are-women-always-cold

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

yes studies show females have significantly colder extremeties by a few degrees i forgot exactly how much

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