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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Rookie move, the key is to have pocket sand that you throw into their eyes to give you move time and to make room for the pocket change...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My outfit doesn't have pockets

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The eyelids!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I know I should know, but what is this scene from?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

Jessica Jones

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Jonnica Jess

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

sǝuoſ ɐɔıssǝſ In the southern hemisphere

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Jessica Jones

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I got sick of all of the super heroes movies and shows. But Jessica Jones is actually good. I would recommend it. More of a detective show mixed with some superhero elements.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This role made me realise just how good an actor he is. Seriously freaked me out how good he was.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

For me, he was easily the most terrifying Marvel villain.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I haven't seen this yet but if you haven't checked out Inside Man he does an amazing job there too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Jessica Jones. amazing series

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

is that the girl who played gwen in Breaking Bad ?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Her name is Krysten Ritter and she played Jane, Jesse's girlfriend who overdoses in Breaking Bad.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Me trying to pay with cash to keep it alive

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Couldn't you just move to the side a bit?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh sure, I could move backwards into their crotch, forward into the path of someone's cart as they're leaving, right into the barrier, or left over the pinpad into the cashier's lap.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Exactly. I do this while walking away.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hi, it's me. Guy who's super anal retentive about his finances. While you're glaring at me for holding up the line, I'm just passing that shade on to the cashier whom I have now asked twice for a receipt and is looking at me like I just asked for their first born child. I'm not leaving without one. Sorry about the wait.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've been a cashier... Just give him a minute, each interaction and calculation is simple on its own but he's been doing it all day. It's harder than it looks!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Having to make change and sml talk and not letting the mask slip is a juggling act that's difficult to keep up week after week

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Also the drive through attendant

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Put them in your shopping bag and sort it out later.