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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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11/10/21(Wed)18:07:27 No.158997931
>>158997375 (OP) #
>psychiatrist asks what I enjoy doing
>tell him I like doing "image edits"
>he asks if l ever post them
>l tell him I do and that they're used by other people and potentialy seen millions of times but it's all posted anonymously
>he gets really interested and asks to see
>show him over 100 original pepe edits
>he says he's seen the character before
>next session
>him and 2 other psychiatrists are in the room, says he invited them to help me
>they ask more about my memes
>show them my greentexts which were reposted by redditors and got tens of thousands, up to millions of views
>show them my original memes that have "know your meme" pages or big online presences >they're recording me and taking notes the whole time through
>get uncomfortable and don't book a follow-up appointment
>doctor has offered to cover all further sessions and meet with me 3 times a week as a "case study"

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[–] [email protected] 164 points 1 year ago (5 children)

And in other things you've read about on the Internet, I have a 14 inch penis.

[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Same. My wife had to get me a couple girlfriends just to give her a break.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We've all been there

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

you mean his wife, right?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They are identical brothers.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

I hope you're proud of yourself.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Only 14?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Amateur. I've grown my penis 20 inches in the last 10 weeks and you won't believe how.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

If you don’t physically split her in half on your comically long, literally firehose scale horsecock, do you even fuck?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

He just like me fr

[–] [email protected] 101 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yes everyone, you’re very clever. This is not a real story. But it’s very in-theme for the community and is pretty entertaining so

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am pretty sure all stories on 4chan (or at least /b/) are fake and non-heterosexual.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The funny thing is we literally don't and may never know if it's a real story or not. Weird shit happens all the time, someone's bound to post about it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, its not completely outside the realms of possibility. I imagine regular frogposters arent the kind of people to go into therapy and talk about frogposting.

The psychology of 4chan users would certainly be interesting if dissected by professionals actually speaking with the users in person, definitely a paper worth reading. Not saying that its real, just that its not completely impossible.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I mean, it actually is completely outside the realms of possibility? You could lose your license for ambushing a patient with 2 other psychiatrists who haven't been previously approved by the patient to receive a case history.

Like, I was amused by the story, but let's not pretend this is has any relationship with a factual reality

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

no. additional psychiatrists is not a bad thing, and when studying an interesting case more psychiatrists is better. but the fact that anon was "ambushed" means either the story is fake or anon goes to a career oriented psychiatrist and not a patient oriented one.

lets not forget, psychiatrists are human too.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The text doesn't necessarily need to be a 1:1 recounting of events. If this weren't fake, what would have been said is "Anon, I have these two other psychiatrists who I would like to assist me, is it okay for them to be present during our sessions"

Still a shitty thing to do when they could have just asked before hand as to not put them on the spot.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

no serious psychiatrist would risk their patient trust pulling something like that. but there is a considerable percentage of non-serious psychiatrists out there.

but lets face it, a truly anonymous creator would be a career making case study.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“tell us more, anon” is a sentence I never thought anyone would ever say.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Definitely, but it is quite fitting that the first known one to say it is a psychiatrist working on a paper lmfao

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That psychiatrist's name? Albert Einstein. And then everyone clapped.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I good surgeon. The best!

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Hatters will say this is fake

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Hatters gonna hat.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

This is discriminatory. Now, back to my habadashery!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

And homesexual probably

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Hatters gonna get mad

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Generally the additional psychologists could risk losing their license to practice or they could get served a malpractice lawsuit if they were to leak anything from the session, but I think it's still worth stating that if they are not your doctor and you are not their client then you do not necessarily have confidentiality and you should be worried about that until you have an agreement in writing.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

good advice if the story and all the characters weren't completely made up with no basis in reality

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Good Advice regardless, tho

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It's the internet we all know they're lying. We just enjoy to play pretend with our minds.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Just don’t admit that you are also a Napoleon.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That happened.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yes, like most greentexts. Such is the the nature of a platform with no repercussions for posting

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

As the psychologist of the patient referenced in the story, I'm incensed at the suggestion it is untrue. My credentials are on file with all the relevant authorities if you must check.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

As the frog referenced in the story, I'm incensed at the fact that it is no longer Wednesday, my dudes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Not any more, your credentials were revoked for violating patient confidentiality.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I mean there's hardly any repercussions for posting most places any more. Sure some places there's the potential of a ban, but that's hardly a deterrent.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Of all thing in the universe that didn't happen, this one happened the least.