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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (4 children)

There are people who don't just use the edge of whatever vessel the egg is going into?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I use a hacksaw to get the cleanest cut!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I prefer using the coping saw for eggs that are medium-sized or smaller. A delicate cut for a delicate egg!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Table saw egg cracker over here

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's a great way to get some extra calcium in whatever you are making.

You know, from the eggshell fragments.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You know, from the eggshell fragments.

How much force are you people using to crack an egg?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I give my eggs the People's Elbow from the second floor

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It doesn't take much when you are cracking eggs against an edge like that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Corner of the counter. I have perfected cracking eggs on that edge I always mess it up on the cooking vessel

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

If it’s a plastic bowl I use the counter, otherwise whatever I put it into

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago

I use flat surfaces after learning it tends to leave less shell bits than doing it on an edge

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I just do mine on the countertop.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Edge of teacup, then into teacup to check for blood or shells.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'm nearly 40 and I don't think I've ever had blood in my eggs.

Which plane do your source your chickens?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You've never cracked an egg and seen a lil dark spot? That's blood.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is blood bad? I always ignore it...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Some folks don't eat blood for various reasons.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I do a lot of baking, but even then it only happens once a year, if that. I still don't want to have to throw out an entire batch of food because I cracked a bad egg into it instead of into a tea cup first.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Which plane do you source your chickens?

^That cracked me up 🀣

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Smack em on the counter on the top and bottom, then roll em on the counter, pressing firmly with the palm to make a ton of little cracks. They'll peel easily under water now no issue.

If you wanna be flashy, break a small hole in one end, put your mouth on it and blow hard, POP! NUDE EGG

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Everyone else talking about raw eggs, I just had a mental image of someone completely splattering an egg on their counter

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Lmao fuck I was confused by the responses too as I had been assuming hard boiled eggs.

Tho I do Crack raw eggs on the counter then into a bowl with one hand, checking for blood spots. With a little practice, it's quick and easy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

it exploded all over my counter, how am I supposed to peel it??

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You have to freeze it first! Duhhhh

[–] baggins 9 points 1 year ago

I get a bowl and crack it on the outside of the bowl (not the rim) then put it into the bowl to check for shells before it goes into wherever it needs to be.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Bowl, counter, spoon/fork/knife, rim of pan.

Just whatever is handy st the time.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Smash it on my forehead. The egg goop runs down my face into my mouth. I eat the egg raw, shell and all. Then I do a primal yell and bust out another set of 20 reps. #legday

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I crunch it in my mouth and spit it into the pan

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Just swallow the egg shell and spit out the yolk and white. Why do people make it so complicated?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I crack my eggs on the cutting board, and if I'm feeling fancy I might even attempt to open them one handed!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Two per hand = 4xtra fancy

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I drop it on the pan to crack it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This... Might not be as dumb as it sounds.

Goddammit you son of a bitch I'm gonna try it

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Flatter surface = better crack

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

If I'm doing more than one cracking two together is best. For the last one, countertop.

I get the flat, inside-the-sink idea. But I'd want to clean either way, and I clean the counters more often than I clean the sides of the sink.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I'm a corner of the sink man myself. Sometimes the counter top if I get lazy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I typically use the edge of a knife to crack the eggs, not a very sharp one but sharper than a butter knife. It makes the shell open much more easily and without shards than it would when taping on a bowl or the counter.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A complicated hand gesture in which I hold the egg between my forefinger, ring finger and thumb and flick it with my middle finger.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What? Not everyone dissolves the eggshell in citric acid? /s

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I slam it into vinegar and turn it into a risky bouncy ball