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[–] [email protected] 139 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

If someone is lost as I was:

Spoilerdeer protect their young from predators, the young deer are in the center of the circle where the predator can't get to
a group of army ants, separated from the main foraging party, lose the pheromone track and begin to follow one another, forming a continuously rotating circle. This circle is commonly known as a "death spiral" because the ants might eventually die of exhaustion

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Some other animals too. Especially Turkeys can also get into a "death spiral" similar to ants!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Turkeys? Some of us have their own death spiral to worry about.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Death spiral sounds like something you'd do at a metal concert

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Turkeys will eventually break out of the circle as they get hungry, they stay in the flock because they feel safer in numbers, and are dumb enough to forget who's leading. Buy they won't march on to their own death unless food is incredibly scarce.

Ants just aren't self aware, and don't have enough brain cells to realize they could just break off and take a snack break if they wanted.

[–] [email protected] 102 points 1 year ago (11 children)

Deers

The grammar monster in me is going to need a trigger warning next time.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

I think the wrong spelling is part of the meme adventure

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What if it's different species of deer? Does it work like fish?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I would say yes

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

It's Durrs to you city folk.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why is the plural the same as singular that does make no sense

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I'm glad that quick answer is there, no way I'm reading that whole thing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Why is English so ridiculous that the plural and singular of deer is the same word? And why do people want to keep it that way?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The plural of "moose" is also "moose" but it's not because of English. Moose derives from Algonquian, a Native American language. It kept the same plural ending it had in its original language instead of adopting the normal "s" ending of most English plurals.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I believe the plural of "moose" is actually "meese".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Goose : Geese :: Moose : Meese

Mouse : Mice :: House : Hice

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Go speak a language with gendered nouns and leave English alone

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

This isn't an english specific trait. Lots of languages have something similar.

For instance, in portuguese we do the same for words that end on the letter S.

Ex: Lápis (Pencil), Vírus (Virus), Ônibus (Bus), etc.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

John, you can't license away the plural of deer.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I thought this was common knowledge.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

To native English speakers, yes. To non-native speakers, this is yet another bizarre rule they just have to memorize.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Hey, did you know your profile is set to appear as a bot and as a result many may be filtering your posts and comments? You can change this in your Lemmy settings.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I want to stand in the eye of the deernado and see how long I can last.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If none of them are bucks, it could be a tornadoe.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Nice 👏👏👏

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I’m willing to bet you’ll get a few bucks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Considering the other comment mentioning that they do this to protect their young, probably not very long.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Whatever gets your rocks off.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do they run in the opposite direction on southern hemisphere?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It all depends if it's a high pressure deer/ant system or a low pressure one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Hm, interesting.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Can we save the ants by brushing them away?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Maybe drop a cookie in there to tide them over

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Don't kid yourself, HonoraryMancunian. If an ant ever got the chance, she'd eat you and everyone you cared about.

Like, literally, no meme.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It’s just Ant… you don’t have to put the ‘s’, ant is already plural

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (8 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Unless it's the human aunt. Like if your mother and father both had a sister named "Sarah" (or if one set of grandparents were very lazy with their naming and your father or mother had two sisters named "Sarah"), you would refer to them collectively as Aunts Sarah.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I actually had a pet moose named Sarah, but have never had a pet ant named Sarah so I can’t confirm this.

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