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Being stuck in a pod by yourself makes it kinda difficult to get intimate with someone in the real world.

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[–] [email protected] 194 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (8 children)

The answer is in the movie. When explaining the Matrix to Neo, Morpheus says: "There are fields, endless fields, where human beings are no longer born, we are grown."

https://youtu.be/IojqOMWTgv8

Doesn't specify the exact how, but it's strongly implied that it is through either cloning or artificial gestation.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They use robo arms to just rub people's limp bodies together.

[–] [email protected] 97 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Upvote for the hillarious image in my head.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

For me, that, but with “Now Procreate!”

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's cloning. That how Neo has been born over and over again.

The machines stores the generic code of all the first humans they put in pods and then they just crank out copies.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I completely forgot about that part of the movie. Thanks for the reminder!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think you are due for a re-watch! It's great when it's been a few years and you can enjoy some of the bits you forgot about.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Unfortunately we can never experience the big reveal for the first time again. It was absolutely mind-blowing watching him wake up in the pod on the big theater screen for the first time. That was the coolest movie experience I've ever had.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind. So many firsts to revisit

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you saying to watch ESotSM, or to utilize its one weird trick?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Unfortunately I cannot forget even a second of The Matrix.

Fortunately, I don’t need to. It’s like listening to this yet again. It’s beautiful even though I know every note and can listen to the whole thing in my head any time I want: https://youtu.be/LZ48G9UziRs?si=WdHnkS5bvDNdF1wv

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

artificial gestation

The word "matrix" literally means "womb" in its older sense.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why even grow them with arms and legs if they are just going to be batteries? Wouldn't it be easier to just grow cows instead?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Because shut up. /s

But really though, the entire concept of using humans as batteries is absurd. Don't think too hard about it, just enjoy the movie.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

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[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Robot spiders steal cum and inject it in another female.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't know about y'all but I can't even get aroused anymore without having a robot spider jacking me off.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Gotta wonder how that robot feels about humanity

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Sticky, mostly.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Meh, it's a living!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

"It's a living..."

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

That's some Rule 34 material right there.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Cummy spiders 😩😩😩

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Eww I was just going to suggest it goes through all the little tubes attached anyway I'm leaving before I see anything else

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

They probably extract sperm and eggs and gestate them right in the pods

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You see, when a daddy battery and mommy battery love each other they hug and grunt and that's how babby formed

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No they just merge their codebases and create a new life that way.

Example:

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You mean ram sticks

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"combined with a form of fusion"

it's right there in the script

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