Highly unsafe shipbuilding practices (Spiritfarer)

Stopping some guys who are Definitely Not Team Rocket from harassing and capturing some creatures that are Definitely Not Pokemon.

Inappropriate construction of a factory.

(Satisfactory)

Solving puzzles as a robot (Talos Principle 2). That's probably illegal in Alabama (using your brain and not having a human body).

Sneaking into a hotel room to steal cutting edge military tech with a terrorist conscious locked inside of it from the rebellious son of a CEO who had already stolen it from his own father's company to sell to his fathers competitors..

...also I was wrongfully accused of the resulting patricide when the CEO confronted his son regarding the stolen tech.

Intergalactic genocide

I don't know... Majonging?

Various Building code violations, possession of dangerous chemicals, Code violations concerning nuclear reactors, unauthorized mining. Possibly poaching wildlife. Minecraft: All The Mods 9. I'm not very far into it yet, so there's probably a lot of stuff coming on top of that soon.

Either terrorism or impersonating a counter terrorism officer

Intentionally getting several Kerbals stranded on another planet.

Stealing a hacking device from a construction site and then using that hacking device to steal some money after trespassing onto private property.

Forcefully mutating innocent larvae to bee larvae and silkworms and forcing them to work for me indefinitely while I ship off the fruits of their labour and cash in those sweet, sweet Terra Tokens.

Screw those critters, I terraformed this planet, gave them life and I'll most certainly make sure to exploit every single one of them. My only regret is not being able to lick all the neon coloured frogs, that should give a nice trip.

Okay, perhaps I should cut down on my Planet Crafter time..

For robot crimes. I beat the shit out of a flaming puppet working in a smelter area.

Destruction of the afterlife but not the trademarked one the one inside Arasaka NC HQ.

Purging heretic with bolters, flamers and chainswords!

Walking without a torch in Rattay at night

Building a self sustainable underwater home, and not paying taxes on said home.

Assault, rape and public indecency on the very last game I played.

Before such particular game, I'd be arrested for animal cruelty, illegal possession of unregistered firearms, murder, trespassing, drug fabrication, violation of every architectural/engineering rule/standard, building without a permit on land I don't own, slavery and human trafficking.

Assault and battery, serial murder or at least manslaughter I guess, arson, theft, looting ancient burial sites, hunting endangered species, regicide, trespassing, making rude gestures at a a dog.

Pounding enemy cities into submission with catapults.

Animal abuse

Illegal construction (Minecraft)

A wee bit of terrorism

I feel like having a 2x2m hole with so many sheep that hundreds of them died of suffocation titled "turtle killing machine" on a beach with thousands of turtles breaks a few laws

Delivering pizzas (Death Stranding)

Murdering cultists and monsters while traveling through time, all while trying to save reality from the void. Hopefully the Hague will give me a pass on all the murder, even if it doesn't exist in my timeline.

Driving rally under controlled circumstances with closed roads and guards etc. But I'm completing my laps at such mediocre times I deserve jail time I suppose?

Divinity 2, so probably for being God 2 or something

I feel like answering this might put me on a watchlist

Covering up the sun (Dyson sphere program)

Trespassing (minecraft parkour)

Shedding my flesh for immortal powers over my undead companions

Abuse of hypertube technology to make cannons