Constructing a wood and stone platform in a void world without a permit. Surely that's only worth a fine and a warning.

I may also have stabbed one or two uh, dozen, orcs in my dark room.

I was doing a renegade run of Mass Effect, so I guess I'm being tried in The Hague.

Hunting a rich person (Astarion's questline)

Purging heretic with bolters, flamers and chainswords!

Illegally occupying the Chernobyl exclusion zone and selling the anomalous artifacts within.

Cheating at Poker

Forcefully mutating innocent larvae to bee larvae and silkworms and forcing them to work for me indefinitely while I ship off the fruits of their labour and cash in those sweet, sweet Terra Tokens.

Screw those critters, I terraformed this planet, gave them life and I'll most certainly make sure to exploit every single one of them. My only regret is not being able to lick all the neon coloured frogs, that should give a nice trip.

Okay, perhaps I should cut down on my Planet Crafter time..

Stealing a hacking device from a construction site and then using that hacking device to steal some money after trespassing onto private property.

Playing pinball and saving the planet from Martians. Pinball is and was against the law in some places.

Stopping criminal acts by means of self-righteous extreme violence, and littering the streets of the city with the bodies of almost dead criminals

Illegal gambling

Is pulling a previously used cryosphere through a temporal rift before it is used a crime?

For robot crimes. I beat the shit out of a flaming puppet working in a smelter area.

Divinity 2, so probably for being God 2 or something

Walking without a torch in Rattay at night

Necromancy

Driving rally under controlled circumstances with closed roads and guards etc. But I'm completing my laps at such mediocre times I deserve jail time I suppose?

Killing gods

Trespassing (minecraft parkour)

Unsure what the law has to say about murder when the targets are the denizens of Hell. Or if earth laws even apply in Hell.

I feel like having a 2x2m hole with so many sheep that hundreds of them died of suffocation titled "turtle killing machine" on a beach with thousands of turtles breaks a few laws

Building factories on planets I am not supposed to be on

Genocide of an entire species through starvation because ghosts told me to, as well as US-tier urban planning. (Against the Storm)

Violation of the genva convention.

Illegal Gambling

Dropping high explosives on civilians. (Helldivers 2)

Ah shit I just virus bombed a planet.

Stomping a corpse of all limbs and head.

Dead Space

Looking for a bunch of cats with a help of a time machine

going over double the highway speed limit with a fully loader semi-truck

Buying zyme from a dealer, then murdering that dealer for not giving me information on the NSF