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[–] [email protected] 119 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Clathrus archeri is not known to be toxic, however, consuming this fungus would not be enjoyable. Due to the rotting stench of stinkhorns, culinary application is not a common thought. There is also no record of the fungus being treated as a delicacy.

Lol. Damn near every fungi on Wikipedia has a toxicology section. But this one is just like, No one would ever think about eating this so who fucking knows?

[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 year ago

All fungi are edible. Some are only edible once.

-Terry Pratchett

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Maybe despite it's shite smell it's like super duper delicious and nobody has tried until now?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

You go first.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Or maybe it's a super food like Durian

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

What's that fruit that smells like sewage?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Yeah that one

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This one obviously doesn't want us to eat it haha.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Might be a hell of a trip though.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So yeah, it's likely no one has ever tried to eat one... but I feel pretty confident someone's tried to fuck one.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have a valuable cylinder stuck in a octopus stinkhorn and I can't get it out, what do I do?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Rip and tear until it is done

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[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They are really cool, I saw one in the wild in southern Germany last fall

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I also found some last fall!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Gah. Looks like forest floor rotting star fish.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

It sure smelled like that. (⁠;⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Appropriate name.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Omg if I came across that while hiking in the woods without knowing what it was, I would probably hightail it out of there, all the while looking back to make sure it wasn't following me.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Don't worry, they have no sight or hearing. They can only sense fear.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How did you not run away screaming? Is this fungus common knowledge? I've never seen it and I am happy to have read this post before stumbling on this another dimension opening strawberry-red nightmare

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

xD I read a lot of books about nature when I was a kid and therefore knew of this fungus for some time. I always wanted to see this one, too: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clathrus_ruber

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That's so many! Thank you for the cool picture 😄

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Thanks for the pics! WILD!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

This makes it seem so harmless.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (2 children)

For goodness' sake, DO NOT GO NEAR THE FREAKY ALIEN EGG THING THAT HAS TENTACLES AND SMELLS LIKE ROTTING FLESH

[–] MajorMajormajormajor 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I better pet the obviously dangerous thing.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

This is how people die in movies

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Put my dumbass face right in one last month.

"That's fucking disgusting!"

sniff

"Yep. Revolting."

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago

You sure there ain't an Oblivion portal nearby?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Somebody call Sigourney Weaver and tell her to bring the flame thrower!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That has some serious Cthulhu vibes

[–] No_Eponym 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Pbpbpbpbhhhb'hh pfb'hhbhfp ph'pbhbfbf'bhfp

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Pfft. I heard that one last week.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Father Nurgle is pleased.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also called 'Devil's Fingers'

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's a Banana called that too

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Oh shit that was your vid? You are famous in Europe my strong cocked lordship

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

German Wikipedia says it's edible but it doesn't taste good.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Would be a vegan alternative to sea food

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Upside down Barnacle from Half-Life

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

As someone who's absolutely afraid/disgusted/horrified by octopus, these also need to be eradicated from this planet

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Disturbing! I love it.

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