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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Probably pissed about all of their murder friends and family, dolphins, whales, elephants, and apes should all be off limits.

[–] avidamoeba 3 points 2 years ago

It's what my father taught me. If the dog bit you, bite it back! 🐬

[–] Smatt 2 points 2 years ago

...man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.

[–] No_Eponym 2 points 2 years ago

"Hey! Shit-monkey! Fuck off with the dumping nuclear waste in my living room!"