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[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The worst part about this is that I could actually picture him saying something like that

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

Me too. He gish gallops himself into some very weird argument positions.

The first part I straight up ate the onion.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I literally thought that until I saw the community it was posted in lol.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I too, would prefer to die than to talk to Ben Shartpiro about anything. 🤮🤮💩💦

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Not gonna lie, onion got my pessimistic ass.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Probably the worst title I’ve read from them. Bravo.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn I hate eating onions.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

By their spicy taste you can say they hate you too!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

You think so? He doesn't look like anything special to me, but what do I know?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The most on point Onion article, lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Isn't Ben Shapiro the kid wonder who never stopped being a kid or something?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Which billionaire owns this shit stain again?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The Onion or Been Shapiro? Lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Hopefully they mean who owns Benny

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sir, the Onion actually puts out most honest social and political commentary than you can get from any "newspaper of record"

The shit stain has some right wing daddy supporting his career.