this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2023
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[–] [email protected] 72 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Mhm, pretty accurate... but I have no idea why, this goes for my aunt, not my mom 🀷.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (5 children)

What app are you using that you can zoom comment images?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (10 children)

Yeah, Jerboa still doesn't support it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It does for me. Tap it and pinch it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

In posts, yeah, but not in comments (if there is an image in the comments).

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Zoom works just fine on voyager.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Works on connect for Android.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Stop, I can only get so erect

[–] [email protected] 67 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What are you doing step ladder?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Tonight it's just you, me, a bottle of olive oil and a "seven step program".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Brilliant 🀣🀣🀣

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

So? What's the difference? You need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions, Nick!

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago (8 children)

Good time to plug Dara O'Brian: don't do that. One day you're gonna have kids and need these words in their normal context. Your kid is gonna come in with muddy shoes and you're all "oh my. You're a dirty girl." and then you'll ask yourself wtf you just said to your own kid.

Some words and expressions need to stay with their original meaning! These include:

  • dirty,
  • naughty and *tone of voice breaks*
  • do what daddy tells you!
[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Que that tweet Paraphrasing " Y'all fucked around calling eachother daddy, my kids gonna have to call me bruh "

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

I think those words are already lost to lewdness

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

If you're a naughty girl, daddy's gonna spank you!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Vasectomy to the rescue!

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Me, gen x, hating all those.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You guys just kinda quietly hate a lot of things anyway so that seems fine lol

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

That’s our thing. That, and being forgotten in memes.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What are you doing, step baby daddy??? 😳

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I’m thankful to not be a native english speaker. I won’t have problems talking to my kids.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You don't have language shift in your mother tounge?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We just haven’t sexualized that stuff

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Wiser than the Anglosphere then.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Idk, the gen z girls I've slept with called me daddy way more than the millennials I slept with

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Is this a wincest comment?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm so glad GENX is always left out of these memes.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Vince McMahon is a rapist.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

What are you doing step baby daddy?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Worl is full of sick people. Why would you wanna have sex with your relatives?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Alabama has joined the chat

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Hey, it's in the bible. Two people eventually making 8 billion? Yeahhhh...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Maybe your relatives are uglyπŸ€”

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

i remember glancing over an interesting article about this. it was saying that this whole step-fad doesn’t really have anything to do with the person being related to you, it’s more about the taboo. the attraction isn’t the relation, it’s that it’s taboo to be attracted to them at all.

and something about the perceived pre-existing relationship adding to the sense of intimacy and taboo-ness, can’t really remember the details there.

there was more about how other taboos have become over saturated in the industry and this one is in this sweet spot of not too taboo for your average person.

i now wish i’d saved this article, but i truly never thought i would need to recall this information.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Dub-step πŸ€”... yep, seems legit πŸ‘.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Back in my day, it was "cousin". ;)

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