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[–] eezeebee 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh damn it, I was looking for the department of department department. That's on the other side of town.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My dad works there. Had him take a picture.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ask him if they're still open. I need to file a form to file the form to file the form about a claim claiming a claimant.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

No he left sorry. Also his stutter would make asking that ridiculous.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

It’s department all the way

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

Man, don't you hate it when

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

“Sorry, you dialed Department Of. What you need is Department If. Happens all the time.”

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago
[–] ImplyingImplications 14 points 10 months ago

This would never happen to the Department of Redundancy Department

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Gotta renew my license to

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

What if we

At the department of

[–] ininewcrow 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And it's probably mostly just cum and 10 copies of bulletstorm inside

[–] ininewcrow 3 points 10 months ago

Now that you're here, there's only 9 copies left

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow 3 points 10 months ago

Wrong extension .... for army, please dial 9

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

That’s what the Dept of Control looks like on the outside

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Ah fuck, this reminded me I need to

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Love these guys! They really helped me out one time, they can handle anything related to

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Alright, the joke is starting to

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I accidentally the department. What should I do?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

aw hell nah the department of unreality has manifested once more

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Oh, good. I need to renew my

[–] Kowowow 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I was hoping you could help me with

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

2005 wants its indie rock band name back.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

A better indie rock band name would be

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

The precise locat

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I just called to complain about the.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I think you accidentally a word