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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/14119731

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[–] [email protected] 77 points 10 months ago (31 children)

No, that's, different, you see!

She wasn't a surrogate, she was just raped by a ghost who's also her son, which is of course totally fine and wholesome!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well if we assume God is female, then Jesus' mom would've been a surrogate, technically, I think.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Depends whether the holy ghost has a penis that ejaculates, really.

....is not something I ever thought I'd write 😆

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I mean they might, but if they also have egg cells...

Surrogacy is when a uterus grows a kid that wasn't by their own egg.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Technically, that's called gestational surrogacy. Traditional surrogacy uses the surrogate's egg and the intended father's (or donor's) sperm.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Huh. True enough. Point well made.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I had no idea that existed. I thought surrogacy was donor sperm + donor egg in third party womb.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Wasn’t there a TNG episode kinda-sorta like that?

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Why do we care what the leader of a pedophile death cult thinks?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago

Because this particular death cult has billions of members.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

he affects the retards, the retards are a problem

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

he affects the retards, the retards are a problem

Ya this is key right here. I feel like if we want to make progress and not just bitch about our problems, we need to figure out how to break the link between grifter cult leaders and their idiot armies, whether that's in the church or MAGA or anywhere else.

All those funny dumb people full of hate we laugh at with Jordan Klepper cannot be turned into smart nice people. We need to put their focus back on ancient aliens and who shot JFK to get them out of the way.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

In the US, Evangelical Christian’s did not give a shit about abortion until about the 70s, when they realized they could form a coalition with Catholics to gain political power on that wedge issue. Lots of people care about what the Pope thinks, so unfortunately the rest of us have to somewhat too.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Because he influences a lot of other pedophiles, presumably.

The issue of surrogacy, particularly in a country like the United States, which denies people public health care and forces pregnant women to assume an enormous amount of medical risk (particularly in abortion-illegal states), is a hot one from a socio-economic perspective.

Turning desperate young women into indentured servants is bad aktuly. And it shouldn't take a guy in a big gold hat to make that clear.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

To think that an entire Abrahamic religion was born from a woman's need to convince her husband that she hadn't slept with another man hence she came up with the whole "God did it" and raised her son to believe it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

Why would Mary care what the Pope has to say? She's Jewish.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

To quote Captain Holt:
"That is amazingly funny."

[–] resin85 2 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

God committed rape and adultery.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

I mean, after thousands of years of Christianity, it's a little weird that people get so shocked when they behave like assholes.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Absolute perfection.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Yah, ...like she had a choice.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Just for the record, there are a surprising number of rich people who are paying other people to have children for them. It's not for medical reasons, but for cosmetics and convenience. It actually is pretty weird imo.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (3 children)

That sounds like something tabloids would say but has little relationship to the truth. If you got hard numbers I will look at them and you can prove me wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

i mean you don't use their genes...

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

that's funny, we all call the Pope a grave violation of human dignity...

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

The comic correctly infers that religion is only as valid as the person chooses, thereby confirming its manmade origin

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