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[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Does this mean I won't be able to use the letter 'x' anymore because a multi-billion dollar company has trademarked it:

  • Two people fighting will now be boing.
  • When I want to bake some bread I will mi the ingredients together.
  • When I want to leave a building I will eit it.
  • I will now look up to the stars at night to see the magnificent epance of the Milkyway galay.
[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You’ll have to replace them all with q’s:

  • boqing
  • miq
  • eqit
  • galaqy
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ah dammit we just reinvented Esperanto.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Upvote for Esperanto!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

just use "ks" instead, e.g.

  • boksing
  • miksing
  • eksit
  • galaksy
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

elon musk and mark zuckerberg will be boksqing in a cage match neksqt month perhaps

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Multiplication relegated to the scrapbooks of history. Pour one out for mathmatics.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Roman numerals are out, I guess.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Xiaomi be like, you will what your ingredients together?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

It's that guy from Black Sabbath!

[–] SGforce 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh boxing! Omg I'm an idiot lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

See how confusing it's going to be. Thanks, Elon Musk, thanks for nothing you jerk!

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Apparently the X used by Twi-- er, X Corp, is from a font that X may not actually have the actual license to use.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Elon doesn't pay his hosting bills or rent, you think he's gonna care about something as inane as a license fee?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Of course not, but it's worth pointing out :p

[–] Mongostein 16 points 2 years ago

Of course not. Licenses are for the poors. The creator of the font will benefit from the exposure of being the logo.

/s

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

"B-b-but I got it from dafont!"

-Elon musk, probably

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No, it's just a unicode charachter. 𝕏

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 years ago (2 children)

How am I gonna be an optimist about this?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

Hey, hey oh, hey oh

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

But if you close your eyes, does it almost feel like nothing's changed at all?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Only geeks will understand

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

X is the name of a windowing system used in a lot of Unix-like operating systems

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Thanks! Tried the Google reverse image search to no joy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Yea that’s about as well as Elon’s attempts at SEO will go hahahhaha

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

It's like when MS stole the XInput name for themselves, too.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Does it almost feel like nothing changed at all?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Does it almost feel like you've been here before?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

i get it, its the X over the dead eyeballs of twitter as it is now deceased.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What's the top image, is it some Microsoft x-windowing system?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's Space Karen's new name, and logo, for Twitter.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Unbelievable… I bet he’s trying to make a conglomeration like Jeff Bezos and Amazon. Space Karen is a good way to put it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Twitter, unfortunately.

(If that was sarcasm and I whooshed, my bad)

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Fuck X.org all my homies use Wayland

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The fact that this gets almost 500 upvotes makes me doubt the Reddit exodus, as this would mean most of us around here are Unix/Linux users.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

If it makes you feel any better, I thought it was porn.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I’ve got a feeling a lot of Reddit is Unix/Linux users

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I highly, highly doubt that, unless you're including Android

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

I've been using Wayland before it was cool

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

This is honestly the first thing I thought of when I saw X

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

yup exactly, i was joking about that on the Linux Mint discord earlier

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I guess his kid has to be called KS ÆA-12 now, for legal reasons

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