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Can I Put it in my Ass? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Galium should be fine as long as it's below body temperature.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The most consequential update to the Periodic Table since its creation.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Arsenic is maybe not?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Pain must be relatively immediate to qualify for owe, my ass. Some of the yellow ones are insidious killers indeed.

Edit: I'm making the distinction that I'll make ones that cause relatively guaranteed death purple.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think you mean "ow." The word "owe" has a different meaning, not related to pain.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The spelling mistake has been left in for ambiance

EDIT: I was outvoted! Apparently we want to 'improve the legitimacy' of this document or something

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Eh, you'll shit it back out

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I don't know. Isn't Tungsten kinda brittle?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If it's resilient enough to survive hitting a toilet from three stories up, it's probably safe to put up your butt.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The assumption is that all elements are in solid form at STP and crumbly/unwieldly elements have a suitable binding agent. Or you know, determination I guess?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Would a 90%+ Tungsten alloy count? (See other reply for context)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Hey man. I think the rules are kind of flexible here. I'm not the dildo police.

Edit: Personally I'd say 'binding agent' could mean the most pure alloy you can make a dildo out of.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah but if we want to be scientific about it, we need rigorous definitions.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Is this actually any different from the licking chart? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Where can I see each of the dildos?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Ya'll sleeping on bismuth dildos smdh

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