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[–] [email protected] 63 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You're telling me you got your doctoral in only 4 years... Consider me a skeptic Dr. Kitty Cat.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Jokes on me. 🀑

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

In cat years that's around 36 years, no?

[–] [email protected] 43 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Am cat. Awards me dog-toral.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The caniniarchy is inescapable

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Well maybe if most cats smiled a little more like those ones then we wouldn't have to fearful of you being around my daughter.

[–] zqwzzle 31 points 9 months ago

It’s missing the name of the degree: β€œDoctor of Litter-ature” https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/cat-roams-university-campus-for-4-years-gets-doctoral-degree/ar-BB1nFOKp

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Nobody talks about the crippling debt he got too

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

roams University campus for 4 years

I presumed that's how everyone got degrees.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Pretty much. Roam around, show up for class, drink lots of alcohol, graduate.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

That's Dr. Cat, PhD to you

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

4 years is good timing, unless already had a master's degree

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

In cat years that time was actually below average

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

There was previous experience for sure

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Previous life.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Bull-fucking-shit!

I tried the same and got nothing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

PHD- purr heavy darling

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

F.D.C. Williard finally has some competition