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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Two new squares appear. H9 and A0. Each contains a portal to the other.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

A changelog of this week's moves appears in B4

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A full set of red pieces are placed on the board on random squares.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Communist Invasion

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

GDI construction yard builds a power plant in H4

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Are we going for a Mammoth Tank at some point?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

The knights all unionise and start a protest

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Against all probability a sperm whale is called into existence along side a bowl of petunias several miles above the surface of the chess board.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The board is now injera and is flooded with various Ethiopian stews and vegetable dishes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That sounds delicious.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The white pieces permanently rename themselves into the black pieces.

The black pieces permanently rename themselves into the pink pieces.

They refuse any moves directed at their deadnames.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Run those rules sequentially, every piece is a pink piece.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Didn’t think of that, i had it the other way around originally and thought the flow was better this way,

The flow of anarchy surely is.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A knight on each size moves to an open field and grow to be 2x their original size.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

electrolytes

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Each piece moves one square up, wrapping around to the start it they are at the end of the board.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Zerg Invasion

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Construct more pylons

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Both kings get afflicted with explosive diarrhea

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Making all squares adjacent to them brown

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The Doctor arrives on h2

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The two rice corns start to play a smaller game of chess against each other

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Column E becomes flooded and is now only navigable by flying units

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It's just a jump to the left...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Both Black Knights do the Cha-Cha Slide

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

A giant takes a bite out of the chessboard

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

One knight becomes Pinkie Pie.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Black Knight to G0 for the check

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I'm putting Teya in a face-down position