Couch, lube, a Barry White album.
this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2024
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Duct tape, Rope, newspaper
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Vaginal cream and a fly swatter
Frozen pizza and canned pineapple
This is the best one so far 😂
Bleach, a saw, and cat litter.
I've got this. Showing up with just these items in your basket at Walmart would be certain to raise questions:
- One script for a pilot of a series about the adventures of Thom Bombadil
- One 1/2 scale, fully functional zamboni emblazoned with the San Jose Sharks team logo
- One 1.75l bottle of Kirkland Signature French Vodka
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