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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] [email protected] 83 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

Imagine being drunk as shit and instead of going to the toilet you just move the mattress aside and go just straight shitting diarrhea down into your bathtub.

[–] [email protected] 98 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My car was stolen earlier and yet this is the worst thing to happen to me today. I hate it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Aw man, what kind of car? Hyundai?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Seat Leon. 18 months old. FML.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Damn that's a sweet car, my condolences. A friend of mines Octavia RS got stolen a couple months ago.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I don’t know why, but you assuming it was a Hyundai fuckin cracked me up haha

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago

You know you don't have to say everything you think, right?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I bow to you words of wisdom or experience. I don't know yet.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Pissing into a plastic bag, throwing it in the shower like a water balloon.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

You've got that special something. I can't quite put my finger on it, or in it, but I know it's somehow related to how humans made it this far.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I hear that I'm special all the time.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The beyond being mould, I presume.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don’t forget mildew and wood rot!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And you get to sleep in moist blankets...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Moistness wouldn't be my only concern. I hope they put the toilet lid down before flushing everery time...

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

In Germany we call it Wohnklo (live-in loo). Used to be a joke but I guess these days it's just reality.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

And we thought the double-decker couch was a monstrosity.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Like a London sublet for £500 a month in Zone 3.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

$2500/month in Manhattan, opening bid. 2 months up front plus last month plus 2 months as security deposit. Must show 4x rent as minimum income.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It’s the way the London Underground is split up, in kinda circles from the centre point. Zone 1 is a fairly small area of central London, zone 2 is a little further out etc. Zone 3 is the closest most people could possibly afford to live. My sister lives in zone 5 and works in Westminster. It’s about a 45 min commute on the tube.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hey that's not too bad! I was in Zone 3 with a roughly 60 min commute, including walking times to and from the station. Actual train time was probably 35 minutes on the Central line.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Yeah, she’s lucky there’s a fast train that cuts travel time right down. And she can almost see the station from her flat.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

For £500 that's a shared bathroom.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Ain't that the sad truth.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Someone please tell me that shelving unit isn’t structural.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

It looks pretty damn structural 💀

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Looks like the bed has a leg behind it fortunately. I totally had the same thought at first though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Looks like a gap between the top of it and the bed and a post behind it, so I don't think it is.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I can't stop imagining a TV screen beside the shower, just outside the photo...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Some family friends of ours have a built in bathroom tv. It’s actually pretty cool!

[–] orbitz 4 points 2 years ago

Heh that was in the man's bathroom in a home improvement episode, before smartphones that was the dream..so you didn't have to read shampoo bottles or remember your Mad magazine.

[–] Mongostein 12 points 2 years ago

Mount a TV to the wall, get a hot plate and a mini fridge and you’re good to go!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

It's not practical, but it does look cozy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

$2200/mo. First, last, and security deposit required

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

A water slide, if you will

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to live near bed bath and beyond

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

What if... what if we slept on the bathroom loft together? 👉👈🥺

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That's some fancy ass jail cell

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

When you're in the tub and it starts raining on you because your roommate peed the bed.

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