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[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Rockstar: looks great, ship it!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Did the AI create Mario Junk™️ that had to be blurred out?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

Mario dong too powerful for the internet

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago
[–] BeigeAgenda 32 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Looks like one of those stills from Ren and Stimpy, or Sponge Bob.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Hell yeah, the "gross-ups" lmao

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I watched Ren and Stimpy daily as a kid. 🥰

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

pov you're luigi and ate the wrong mushroom

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

"Screenshots taken from various formats"

As a ZX Spectrum owner that phrase is still traumatising.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

True. However back when these games were state of the art, you somehow were able to imagine the graphics to be better than what was actually on screen. At least that's how it felt to me (played my first games in the early 90s).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Of course, although in the 90s there were also some that stood out in terms of graphics and soundtrack 10 years ahead of the rest, like MDK, a real gem. Now you can play it for free, right in your browser

https://playclassic.games/games/action-dos-games-online/play-mdk-online/play ( it loads DOS Box)

or download it from GOG or Steam for Windows (€9.99)

https://www.gog.com/game/mdk

https://store.steampowered.com/app/38450/MDK/

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I bought MDK two years after release for 10€ because the screenshots on the box looked pretty but I was super disappointed once I saw it in motion on my PC... Back in these days game graphics got better so quick, that a (originally super pretty) two year old game looked bad on my PC.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Another young actor's life destroyed by drugs and alcohol (I knew something was fishy about these shrooms.)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Edit: I wish that GIF would play without clicking it (Jerboa). 🤔

Edit 2: Plays fine in Sync at least...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I'm fine since I'm using Liftoff :D

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He does kinda look like Mario at the end

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Is that Finger???

[–] Mongostein 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How did it know to put an M on the hat?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Because either the person who made this face the AI some extra prompting, which might explained the other oddities, or this isn't the work of AI at all.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The more I look at this, the more I doubt an AI was involved. Too many aspects of the clothing, body, etc are just way too consistent.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Aftermath of exploring worlds under drainage pipes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Mario meets the Teenage Meth'n Turtles.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh god, I cannot unsee the buttons as nipples from now on 🙈🙈🙈

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Haha fuck. I saw them as eyeballs and you took that away from me.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

JFC that’s unsettling shit right there. It makes my scalp itch

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"4K" apparently just means "some higher resolution than pixel art" now

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Yeah, that botheres me, too. Also when a game is labeled to have "psx graphics" and it just means that they use low res textures without filtering but at the same time it has real time shadows, requires 4GB VRAM and uses bunch of other modern techniques.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Do you have one of him naked?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I promise to make you one tonight.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You are amazing.

I can't wait to beat it to Mario's fat cock.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I get home in about two hours. But soon friend!

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Upvote just for the name, JFC lol

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

New Mario X The Last of Us crossover.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why is the crotch greyed out?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Mario is suffering from incontinence these days. Dude is well over 70 years old maybe 80. He was a master plumber back in the early to mid 70s, so he would have been 25 bach then, at least.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is this like when porn performers complained about 4K because you could see their imperfections?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

They did that?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Turns out all that jumping about in the sewers was not the best for Mario’s health

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Take it back!!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I see AI still can't render hands well. Apparently pixelated feet give it problems too, judging from Mario's nightmare fuel feet.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Someone needs to make a ROM hack out of this lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Thanks, I hate it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I'd say this pretty accurately shows the current state of video game remakes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Go back, go back!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

can we get a nsfw tag, that was very disturbing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Ah another corrupted by the blight of Nurgule

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