In this world it's pet or be petted.
this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2023
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why not both?
Sure I'll cuddle furries and give them kisses on their head
^_^ ok when :3
As soon as they show up 🥰
I showed up
give me a kiss on my metallic head
muah
humans are an animal species, so technically everyone is treated like an animal already.
We enjoy heavy petting just as much as the next animalkin.
as a vegan, this checks out for me
Yeah, meat eaters better be real careful in this thread
Milk-drinkers and cheese-breathers better buckle up too
What about meat beaters?
DAE FOR EVERY LE ANIMAL YOU DO NOT EAT THIS BAZINGA WILL EAT TWO 
Actual arguments with carnists be like
They'll use anything from caveman LARPing to "law of the jungle" biotruths that don't really apply to DoorDash sent to their door to false equivalencies about how plants can feel pain to somehow justify their dae le epic bacon treats. If none of that works, the mask sometimes comes off and they try to sound tough and cool and subversive by triggering the le annoying vegans with their vivid announcements of enjoying cruelty
But what about the vitamins!!!! (my diet has many deficiencies too but those don’t matter because meat)
Primordially essential nutrients derived from industrial pink slime with cheap preservative-laced breading and HFCS imitation honey mustard. 
Somewhere between “they all deserve to eat” and “get off my bed” for me.
depends on the animal I suppose, I ain't vegan but I still feel guilty about the beef cow
I leave worms for furries in the garden for them to take back to their nests.
I eat animals 😈😋😋
I'll eat your Cockey wockey owo nom
Thank you for your service.
...wait
Give me a time and a place 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
2:30 in the burger King dumpster I'll be the one wearing a raccoon costume
Loser behaviour tbh. Fragile masculinity
Have fun with bowel cancer
So, just pretend they're not there when I masturbate?
Well it's time to treat them like Aussie farmer treats his cows. Lol
Anal fisting it is 😏
~~WHENWHENWHENWHENWHENWHENWHENWHEN~~
clears throat i meant oh no how awful would that be
You don't eat animals?
Like cattle
Animals are sweet, beautiful creatures. Furries are weird and should keep it in the bedroom.
Like a dog with rabbies..
Drug addicted smiley man should grow a pair - like literally, he has air for a crotch.