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Primordially essential nutrients derived from industrial pink slime with cheap preservative-laced breading and HFCS imitation honey mustard.

That Guy players are almost impossible to prevent being somewhere on the table. At best they cool down and play along when their "winning the game in the most obnoxious way possible" bullshit isn't well received by the rest of the group.

They'll use anything from caveman LARPing to "law of the jungle" biotruths that don't really apply to DoorDash sent to their door to false equivalencies about how plants can feel pain to somehow justify their dae le epic bacon treats. If none of that works, the mask sometimes comes off and they try to sound tough and cool and subversive by triggering the le annoying vegans with their vivid announcements of enjoying cruelty

If they treat service workers poorly, that's already a red flag for me. Even if the service is disappointing somehow, being an asshole to them is still a red flag to me.

DAE FOR EVERY LE ANIMAL YOU DO NOT EAT THIS BAZINGA WILL EAT TWO

Good for feeding people but not valuable

This isn't far off from that one billionaire vampire that had the chutzpah to go on TV and wail that people disliking billionaires was equivalent to the Holocaust.

Low effort wreckers deserve low effort responses, but I still agree that mixing up the low effort responses is a good idea.

A rare Marvel comic book W was showing Red Skull doing takes on the internet once.

Enshittification intensifies

They usually phrase it like "CONSUMER FRIENDLY" which is such a roll-over-and-show-belly way of begging toward the ruling class.