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[–] [email protected] 117 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Pretty sure the user experience folk are screaming for a path to be built there but are getting ignored.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They aren't being ignored. The corner needs to be a right angle for compliance reasons.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But the actual corner isn't even a right angled corner.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They were forced to cut corners in implementation.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Everyone says, they are not bringing their best angles. Triangles. Quadrangles. And some I assume are acute angles.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

All I want is an angle who's acute and not right.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

What we should do is put chainlink fence around the corner, but make the part that the users loved the most accessible with a monthly pass that they can only walk on with shoes purchased at the university store.

- spez

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

You mod 16 subs, what do you get?

Another day blocking API requests.

Saint Peter don’t DM me cuz I can’t go.

I owe my soul to Spez’s asshole.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

It's important we do it that way for our 🌟brand identity🌟.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Management wants us to add more AI and Machine Learning so the user ends up in the parking lot.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

How about a pond?

[–] [email protected] 82 points 2 months ago (19 children)

A lot of universities with large campus grounds take the approach of observing the natural foot traffic wear patterns on grassy areas, and then build walkways where the most worn down parts are.

Its... pretty obvious.

If everyone is taking an alternate, non designed path... your design sucks, modify it to facilitate what people find more effective.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And there's a whole community for them! Not sure how to link to it though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Just give the URL, I'll do a federated link for you.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

!desire_[email protected]

Literally just put it in that way, for future notice - there's no hidden formatting here.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Same for users — just change the ! to an @.

Example: @[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

At least on the official web app, that doesn't render as a link. You've got to do it as [whatever](u/[email protected])

whatever

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Oh, that's annoying. Works fine on Voyager for me.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

iirc it's what they did in central park. Don't create paths and later pave the desire paths that show up

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Don’t underestimate youthful rebellion!

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Whenever that happens, the design is wrong.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fixed. Added a wall with razor wire on top to prevent this.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

In IT, sometimes there's security reasons for the designed detour.
But then good design would completely obstruct the shortcut from the user's view.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

change log: We've adjusted the 20 year old UI to better reflect modern aesthetic trends that our new hires learned in school.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Works as intended. kthxbye

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[–] [email protected] 70 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Designers need to wake up and realize their job is to understand what the user wants not what they saw in a wet dream.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I, unfortunately, have to use GitHub at $DAYJOB and this is me. I navigate most of the webpage via the URL bar now.

Basically, let's say I'm working on a repo github.com/tomato/sauce/ and want to navigate to the Releases page.

Via the webpage:

  1. Type github.com into the URL bar.
  2. Don't find tomato/sauce/ in the list of recent repos, even though it's the only repo I work on.
  3. Click on some other repo that's at least in the tomato/ org.
  4. Navigate up to the tomato/ org.
  5. Find the sauce/ repo in the list.
  6. Traverse half the fucking screen to hit the "Releases" heading in the middle of the About-section.

Via the Firefox URL bar:

  1. Type gi→t→s→r→.
  2. Hit Enter.

I admit, it's hard to compete with the latter, but I wouldn't know how to navigate that way, if the former wasn't so terrible.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

What kind of sicko try to find their repos from the recent list on the main page??

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Hopefully somebody else $DAYJOBs at GitHub and will see this.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

This is me, but with my work's Azure DevOps. Nice to meet a fellow auto-complete bro.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago

"What the user needed" / "What management demanded"

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

That’s right, it goes in the square hole.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

That's ancient.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Uhh, so looking carefully at the picture, it appears they shouldn't have bothered with the inner pathway at all, and should have just connected the bridge over the canal (?) in the background to whatever is under the camera.

Not only does the current design fail to provide a short path in demand, it leaves a goofy little boulevard behind the benches in what appears to be a dense, desirable urban area where you shouldn't waste space.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Needs more plants.

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