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[–] [email protected] 67 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I can assure you that you won't find an Italian person surprised by this.

Trenitalia is something else, and any commuter that regularly uses their trains can tell you horror stories about their services.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Ironically, trains don't run on time, despite their fame.

except the london underground, that shit comes once ever 3 mins bang on time, I miss it so bad.

except the times I had to use the overground like a fucking chump, that shit's just national rail with a brand makeover. I had to wait like 20 mins to get on the train to go get laid after work.

worth it though

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Ironically, trains don’t run on time, despite their fame.

You understand that that was about fascist Italy, right? And the reality is that they did not run on time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Oh yeah the other things fascists are known for is reasoning and telling the truth

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Railway_time

my idea is more that they printed out timetables, set up clocks etc to claim that they are punctual.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

I am Italian. I just wanted to share this crazy news to the world. πŸ˜…

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I can't not pronounce that like "genitalia" in my mind.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

You’re not the only one.

It’s similar, just with slightly larger tunnels.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Fascists: "At least under Mussolini the trains ran on time!"

Italy under (fascist) Meloni:

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Say what you will about Mussolini, he does a great salami impression πŸ™ƒ

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Deutsche Bahn has an evil brother.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

deutsche bahn would still be late

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

DB: the train is late 5 minutes. Actually 20. Actually 45. Actually 97. Actually the train was just cancelled 1 hour ago for no reason, but we were too afraid to tell you because you might get mad πŸ‘‰πŸ»πŸ‘ˆπŸ»

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The German government should retake full control and bring back Deutsche Bundesbahn. Deutsche Bahn AG is a fucking failure.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

And Trenitalia blamed the passengers, because many of them received a warning SMS but didn't drastically change their plans to adapt to the train's new schedule!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

they just wanted to save everyone the embarassment of being -40 minutes late to work

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

This would be better suited for /c/nottheonion

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

How to cover up leaving 10 minutes late!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Were there even any passengers on it at that point

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Anyone from a country with Arriva gets this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Trenitalia is pure gold!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

The Japanese, operating the Shinkansen, would commit Seppuku.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Ma cuanto mi manca Italia…