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[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If that happens, I sarcastically look forward to the remaining corners of the internet being filled with "Plan-cano" conspiracies.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'd bet money they blame Biden for it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This rash? Biden. Stubbed toe? Biden. Sense of loneliness and desperate need for a tribe? Let's group together and hate on Biden

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

It’s the new “Thanks, Obama!”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nah, those people will be among the first to succumb to the effects of a supervolcano.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

This is one in Italy, not the Yellowstone one. I don't know much about Naples but I don't think the Italians there are the problem.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I blame all those who have been putting pineapple in pizza for waking up the wrath of the Gods.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Once again an article missusing the word supervulcano. This time, already failing the to tell, what they actually are.

For those interested, a vulcano is considered as a supervulcano, when it had an erruption with a vulcanic explosivity indwx of 8 at least once (meaning releasing at least 1000 cubic kilometer of vulcanic materials). There are no known supervulcanos in Italy

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

This one had at least one eruption with a force of 7. Give it time, there are no supervolcano calderas in Italy, so far.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phlegraean_Fields

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

At least found a source there telling, that it has the potential for doing a VEI 8 eruption (Still doesn't make it a SV now). Though they are generally way more concerned about the local poplulation when smaller eruptions happen.

Dunno, I just get easily irritated by the sensationalism of supervulcanoes. A vulcano does not need to be "super" to pose great threats

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Hey that’s me! I made it!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I hope I'm one of the first people to go.
Cause I know I'd be stubborn to try and survive whatever the aftermath is.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

The stupid crappy apocalypse doesn't even have any zombies for me to rail against.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Lemmy should integrate the microblogging that mbin has tbh. It's a great feature and a nice way to differentiate the platform.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Just read a sci fi short story about earth having triggered a bunch of disasters in order to rrid itself of humanity before we kill the planet. Fault lines shifting to cause tsunamis, the Yellowstone caldera blowing, bacteria mutations killing plant life.

By the end of it I was like huh, guess this is also fantasy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

As long as it isn't the decan or siberian trap...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Misaligned artificial super intelligence is also a chance.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We have no pathway to AGI yet. The “sparks of AGI” hype about LLMs is like trying to get to the Moon by building a bigger ladder.

Far better chance that someone in the Pentagon gets overconfident in the capabilities of unintelligent ML and hooks a glorified chatbot into NORAD and triggers another missile minuteman crisis that goes the wrong way this time because the order looks too confident to be a false positive.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I never said I thought we would get to ASI through LLMs. But we still have a good change of getting there soon.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

My opinion is that the chance part falls into if AGI itself is possible. If that happens, it not only will leads to ASI (maybe even quickly), but that it will be misaligned no matter how prepared we are. Humans aren't very aligned within themselves, how can we expect a totally alien intelligence to be?

And btw, we are not prepared at all. AI safety is an inconvenience for AI companies, if it hasn't been completely shelved in lieu of profiting.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If it could only take out the suicidal people, that'd be pretty great

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Don't they take themselves out?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Apparently some prefer to wish death on literally everyone else.

Fuck depression, but fuck that even more