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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted, clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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[–] FourPacketsOfPeanuts@lemmy.world 56 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I regularly forget what year it is though...

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Chozo@fedia.io 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bro that was 10 years ago.

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

Nice try, I know it was 20 years ago.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago
[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 46 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Kids born February 29, 2000, turned 6 years old this year.

[–] Cenzorrll@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Ahkshually, they've only had 6 birthdays. They're still 24 years old.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They can if you hit them in the head hard enough.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Works for someone born in 1980 like myself. Easy to track when born at the beginning of a decade.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean, equally as easy to split the equation. Born in 1999? Subtract current year from 1990. Then subtract 9. Easy.

[–] essell@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And the easiest way to count sheep is to count all the legs and divide by 4, right?

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you don't see a difference between "do the tens, then do a simple subtraction with digits between 1 - 9" and dividing an arbitrary number by four, then there is no sense arguing. Also it would lead to bad results in your example - the average number of legs a sheep has isn't 4.

[–] TwentySeven@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

For most herds of sheep, the average is four.

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Especially if they were born January 1st.

December 31st throws the whole thing off though.

[–] Atemu@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Did you fill in your TPS reports?

[–] Atemu@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have no idea what that is.

[–] WindyRebel@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Uuuuuh, yeeeeeeeeeeah. We’re gonna need you to come in on Saturday.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm sure an unfortunate bang on the head could invalidate that one

Edit: that reads a lot more like a threat than I intended it

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Unless they develop Alzheimer's or something else that fucks with their memory. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 2 months ago

Don't think that's a big problem among 24 year olds

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I don't know about that. I regularly forget what year it is.

Then again, I'm pushing 40.

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

If they were born later in the year than it currently is, they'll have to -1

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've said it before and I'll say it again, 2021 has to be the easiest year for club bouncers

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

If you live in a country with a weirdly high drinking age.

[–] jaxiiruff@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

Its gonna be really helpful later in my life thats for sure, for now not really.

[–] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As a 2000, it makes it stupid easy

[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 5 points 2 months ago

I'm a 1990 and I thought I had it good.

[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[–] robocall@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Who's got it easier? The people born in 2000 or 2001?

[–] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee -1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Er, uh, ok?

Like do people forget how old they are just because of the year they were born?

If someone does forget their age, they just have to do a little math, no different than someone born in 2000.

[–] Joey@programming.dev 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think the point is just that the little bit of math is very easy if you're born in 2000.

[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Totally!

Thread OP, kinda like it's easier to do the math when trying to remember your age or the year something happened in reference to one another.

"I remember I was 12 when I got braces", so they know the year was 2012 when they got braces...

...which is easier than having to calculate:

  • I was born in 1993
  • so, 2000 - 1993 = 7
  • and, 12 - 7 = 5
  • 2000 + 5 = 2005 is when they got braces.