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[–] [email protected] 70 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nah, that genocider wouldn't ever do such a good deed.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe the CEO had expressed some kind of mild support for not killing Palestinians one time.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You can't be a division CEO of a major US corporation without being an Israel LARPer...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Maybe he expressed so much love for Israel, he accidentally threatened to take over as Prime Minister.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

All clear then, never happened

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

I agree, I was there.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I seen him!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

nah, killing one person who kills thousands is worthy of a warrant; killing thousands yourself isn't. just make sure they're brown enough so you can get the US as your pocket support.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How much money has the public paid for the police response? How many drive by shootings in New York merit this sort of investigation?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

ya, but the CEO was people, no one of value dies to drive by.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

I was thinking Travis Bickle.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Please don't go making titles like that, you very briefly got me immensely disappointed

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Yes I am a witness and I clearly recognize Benjamin Netanyahu as the sole perpetrator. Please @NYPD give me my 10k$ for the tip now

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I thought it was Mr bean at first

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can someone post the name of the guy on the right for those of us who don't know? I don't know what to google to find out 😂

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Thank you!!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Username certainly checks out!