this post was submitted on 13 Dec 2024
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[–] [email protected] 70 points 2 months ago

Was confused at first and then I realized it was Australia.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)

flat earth confirmed

checkmate atheists

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago (2 children)

How can the Earth be flat and Australia be upside down at the same time 🤓

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Australia is on the underside of the earth. "Down Under" isn't just some funny saying.

The flip over the edge happens near the island from Lost. New Zealand is in a superposition, existing on the top and the bottom, and also neither. That's why some maps don't include it at all.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

Must have been a meth head. Even bogans don’t let their ground harness get that rusty.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Probably don't mention owning houses to people in Australia right now...

cries

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Housing crisis.